Wakabe House of Shenanigans

beastliness:

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

joy-and-whimsy-official:

beejohnlocked:
argentinelakeduck:
donesparce:
donesparce:
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal
This is my favorite post
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
(Submitted by @witless-winion1!)

elodieunderglass:

weaselle:
jackhawksmoor:
victusinveritas:
“adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them”
“he’s literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do”
“do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?”
“do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?”
“how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?”
“y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they’re fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!”
Aww based on the behaviours in my own household, if there were baby dragons, they’d be going around
Following the adventurers around at what they believe to be a sneaky distance, narrating them at what they believe to be a discreet volume
Getting closer and closer and cheekier and cheekier, and then, when the adventurer reacts, emitting the most violent scream and vanishing
Dropping/forcing/shooing them into a dollhouse and squealing as they Touch Things
Being extremely torn between squalling for parental assistance and not letting the more impatient parent kill the adventurer, resulting in much crashing about the cave, shushing each other loudly, announcing on repeat, “don’t tell dad about THE ADVENTURER!!!”
Adventurer is briefly, unbeknownst to themselves, named and kept as a pet
Adventurer is requested to pick what music they shall play, and is serenaded against its will by recorder playing from a baby dragon who cannot play the recorder.
One hatchling suddenly takes against it and demands it be killed
One hatchling immediately begins to fight with that one, leaving adventurer to be monitored by a neutral hatchling, possibly a toddler
With utterly unclear motives, toddler dragon pours milk on it
More screaming
Adventurer gets regrettably bruised by all of this very subtle and discreet interest, and the hatchlings, in a panic, in no particular order, chase the limping creature into a corner, scream the place down, fetch the more patient parent, read it a helpful storybook, panic when it moves, and also pour milk on it.
When the more patient parent eventually places a cup over the adventurer, it will be accompanied by the hatchlings springing about screaming continuously in excitement, winding around the parental feet like cats, causing the adventurer to lose the rest of their composure and beg to go home or have a quick death.
Hatchlings accompany adventurer to Settle Into Its New Home, offering it a gigantic gummy multivitamin and ear splitting shrieks, eventually forcing it down a hole.
“We are Friends of Minibeasts,” the baby dragons tell each other.

freakasaurus-rex:

“google ai” “spotify ai dj” “ai assistant” “enhanced by ai” what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

zelda-heritage-posts:

definitelynotaminion:
voidwerks:
algrenion:
max-out-of-ten:
kirboob:
chaxtic-love:
elegyofikana:
ultracrashunderride:
catsi:
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
Link?
yeah it was link
link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:
The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.
Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.
Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)
link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight
Someone made a loving parody of those speedruns and I didn’t realize how accurate it was, at first. Then I watched some speed runs and realized it’s genuinely what happens
Best 5 mins of your life
Zelda Heritage Post